Une clef tourne dans la serrure de la porte d’entrée. – Vite, maman, il faut te décider, dit le petit Toto… Voilà papa qui arrive, qu’est-ce qu’on lui montre d’abord, mon bulletin de notes ou l’aile froissée de la voiture ?
Deux blondes discutent : – Tu sais, il paraît que 90% des accidents de voiture se produisent à moins de dix kilomètres de chez toi. – C’est terrible ! Il faut faire quelque chose. – Ah oui, et quoi ? – Déménager !
Une femme demande à son mari : – Tu te remarierais si je mourais ? – Peut-être… – Et tu lui donnerais mon manteau de fourrure ? – Oui, pour l’aérer. – Et ma voiture ? – Oui, pour la faire rouler. – Et la guitare ? – Ah non ! Elle est gauchère.
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