– Voyons, dit un homme des cavernes à un autre dont la peau d’aurochs, qui lui sert de vêtement, est en flammes, cesse de crier : « Les pompiers ! Les pompiers ! » et explique-moi plutôt en quoi consiste ce feu que tu prétends avoir inventé.
C’est quand même bête ! dit un homme des cavernes à sa femme. Autrefois, tu me servais un délicieux carpaccio de dinosaure, mariné à l’aneth. Et depuis que j’ai eu l’idée stupide de découvrir le feu, tu ne n’offres plus que des entrecôtes et faux-filets carbonisés !
Homme des cavernes : « Elle est très belle ta scène de chasse, Crao… Mais je crains que tu n’aies 35.000 ans d’avance. » (caricature d’hommes des cavernes)
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