Un petit garçon dit à son père : – Papa, j’suis affamé ! – Bonjour affamé, je suis Papa ! – Papa, j’suis sérieux. – Je pensais que tu étais affamé… – T’es relou… – Non, je suis Papa ! – …
Un mec, une nana : – Ma chérie, aujourd’hui je vais t’appeler Ève ! – Et pourquoi ? – Parce que tu es ma première femme… – Ah, ok… Ben alors moi je vais t’appeler Porsche ! – Pourquoi ? – Parce que tu es le 911…
« J’ai acheté un chien la semaine dernière et je l’ai appelé « Pas bouger « . À force de dire : « Pas bouger, viens ici ! », il est devenu fou. Maintenant il m’ignore »
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