Une nana, un mec : – J’en ai assez que tu me reproches sans cesse d’être trop bavarde ! – Écoute, tu es la seule femme que je connaisse qui ait attrapé un coup de soleil sur la langue l’été dernier !
Un poussin tourne en rond avec une question qui le tourmente. Fatigué de tourner, il pose sa question : – Maman, qui pond les œufs ? Toi ou papa ? – C’est moi ! La poule ! – Alors pourquoi dit-on des œufs à la « coq » ?
Chirurgien : « Grande première médicale… Nos équipes sont parvenues à greffer la langue d’un éditorialiste sur le cul d’un ministre. Aucune réaction de rejet n’a été observée. Par contre, c’est compliqué pour passer les portes. »
(caricature de chirurgien politique)
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